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Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.
A blind date is a social engagement between two people who have not previously met, usually arranged by a mutual acquaintance. 3 days ago Blind date: 'We hadn't finished the main course before he asked for my number' Blind date: 'His laugh was the loudest I've ever heard'.
My sister got set up for a blind date My dad said "Thank goodness he's blind, that way he doesn't have to see your face! I went on a blind date and the girl gave me a honeycomb. Knew right away she was a keeper. My first blind date. My friend set me up on a blind date and all I had was the phone number of the guy I was supposed to meet. So I call him up and ask how will I recognize him? What about you? Went on a weird blind date We met at a place downtown.
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So a man is set up on a blind date with a Sunday school teacher He was worried about possibly going out with a prude but decided to give it a shot anyway. He took her out to dinner and asked what kind of wine should they order.
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A man goes on a date A man goes on a blind date, and really starts to like the girl. He makes moves, and they return tipsy to her house, where they talk for hours. The man gets her number, and returns to her house the next night.
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